irrayditation:

bUNNY

inaPOCKET

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mishasminions:

I LOVE HOW THE GUYS ARE JUST ALL BROODING/CONSTIPATED

AND SCARLETT’S JUST ALL PERKY CHEERLEADER

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry)

straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • carnal knowledge
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

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ghostkitten69:

awwww-cute:

My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back

dream big, Otis

ghostkitten69:

awwww-cute:

My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back

dream big, Otis

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I built him, I take care of him, I’ll fix him.

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quitcomplaining:

at first i thought it was a hispanic broadway star remembering a loved one and then i realised it was jared padalecki

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